Does he clean up??

Así reza la cancíón de Alesha Dixon: The boy does nothing, de la que os dejo la letra, que no tiene desperdicio!!

I got a man with two left feet

And when he dances down to the beat

I really think that he should know

That his rhythms go go go

I got a man with two left feet

And when he dances down to the beat

I really think that he should know

That his rhythms go go go

CHORUS

Does he wash up? Never wash up

Does he clean up? No, he never cleans up

Does he brush up? Never brushed up

He does nothing the boy does nothing

(Repeat chorus)

Hey boy how you been?

I got a thousand lines

Where do I begin?

And Il been here, been there

Traveling

I saw you at the corner

My vibe kicked in

And

Two fields

I clock you

Wearing tight jeans

A real nice suit

He was smiling like you

Was just seventeen

I asked him for a dance

He said 'yes please'

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Take a sip of dancing juice

Everybody's onto you

Through the left and to the right

Everybody hit the rhythm

It's on tonight

I'm gonna feel the heat within my soul

I need a man to take control

Let the melody blow you all away

CHORUS

Does he wash up? Never wash up

Does he clean up? No, he never cleans up

Does he brush up? Never brushed up

He does nothing the boy does nothing

(Repeat chorus)

Work it out now

Work it, Work it out now

Do the mumbo

Shake it all around now

Everybody on the floor

Let me see you clap your hands

I wanna see you work

I wanna see you move your body in turn

I wanna see you shake your hips and learn

I wanna see you work it, work it, work it out now

I wanna see you work

I wanna see you move your body in turn

I wanna see you shake your hips and learn

I wanna see you work it, work it, work it out now

CHORUS

Does he wash up? Never wash up

Does he clean up? No, he never cleans up

Does he brush up? Never brushed up

He does nothing the boy does nothing

(Repeat chorus)

And if the man can't dance, he gets no second chance

La limpieza es algo muy importante... ser pulcro, cuidadoso... como el prota de The Cleaner, la última peli de Samu (y no me refiero a Eto'o... del que ya habrá tiempo para hablar cuando terminen las rebajas futbolísticas del verano!!!)... Samuel L. Jackson!! al que seguro habreis visto en pelis como La Junga de Cristal III (yipy ka yeyyyyy!!!), Star Wars, o S.W.A.T.

En The Cleaner (el limpiador¿?) aparece con Ed Harris (el malo de La Roca) y Eva Mendes (Two Fast Two Furious), donde se encarga de limpiar las casas de sus clientes después de un crimen. Se trata pues de un Monk afroamericano: pulcro, quisquilloso, metódico...

La peli es un rollo, el argumento se acaba a la media hora, y no tiene... chicha!!! junta a tres pedazo de actores, pero no consigue más que aburrir a la audiencia con un film muy predecible y sin ningún atractivo (al margen, por supuesto, de la explosiva señorita Mendes!!); pero claro, ¿qué podíamos esperar del director que convirtió la segunda entrega de Die Hard en un bodrio soporífero?

En definitiva, si quereis ver una película de acción ahorrad vuestro dinero para más adelante, porque se acerca el estreno de Asalto al tren Pelham 123, y más adelante Crank 2 (aunque tras ver la primera... la verdad es que no promete demasiado!!)

Saludos veraniegos!!